Wednesday, March 31, 2010

LETS GIVE THE GODS A HAND

In light of the censorious boors of the progressive left that recently shut down speech at the University of Ottawa, I revisited my hard drive for this unpublished screed that I had written during the censorious swarming of Gordon Gilchrist.

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I’m not certain of the exact date when I keyed this. I never sent it anywhere to be published. Certainly not for the reign stream media. I just kept it to myself. It was keyed sometime shortly after the Jennifer Lynch cloned mobniks swarmed Gordon Gilchrist; post-modern book-burners, it was sooo retro, smelling like the moral tuts tuts of the Victorian era that reverberated through Anglo culture for decades until it was thoroughly jettisoned. There is no need to built another structure of state enforcement of our speech, our thoughts, ideas, feelings, etc.

It took decades to rid ourselves of the Ontario Film Censorship Board. It has been replaced with the Ministry of Truth; Ontario Human Rights Tribunal. They are the Ministry of Politically Correctal Behaviour, administered by the sit-up-straight-and-eat-your-veggies ilk. They also have pockets of finks in every community , ever on the outlook for stumbling bumblers, networked to swarm in time for the 6:30 local news. The moment was grave. Northumberland had to be saved from sinking into the swamp of racism that gave rise to the holocaust, Rwanda, Kosovo

What an orgy of self-righteous self-importance, NGOs panting to deep throat the microphone of community outrage, in the name of this or that, grievances thrown onto the floor to writhe before the media. Score one for the speech burners. How pathetically correct can we get? Gee daddy, I want to be a politically correct progressive when I grow up.

ATTENTION KUFARS

Saudi women are celebrating the expansion of their freedom. At a mall outside Medina, a few women were reported to have flashed some naked ankle to a small herd of foreign tourists. The high mucky-mullahs, the Saudi Shura Council, had recently consulted their holy hearts and sacred texts, adjusted their testicles, hiked up their robes and announced that they were recommending to the Great Ones that some women should be able to drive motor vehicles.


Praise Allah!
Jesus H Christ!
Jumpin' Jehovah!
Belly up to Buddha!
Let's give the Gods a hand!


This is a great leap into the early 20th century. Western feminists are applauding this profound advancement of women's liberty, albeit modest, but nevertheless progress, and to be encouraged. And now for the serious part -- the following are a few of the stipulations women drivers must comply with:

1. She must be under 30 years of age
2. Her driving is conditional upon the permission of a close male relative
3. She will be permitted to drive alone in the cities, but outside the cities she must be accompanied by a close male relative.
4. She will be permitted to drive Saturday through Wednesday between 7:00am and 8:00pm


Praise Allah!
Jesus H Christ!
Jumpin' Jehovah!
Belly up to Buddha!
Let's give the Gods a hand!


This kind of misogynist supremacy is not peculiar to Saudi Arabia. It is quite prevalent in the Middle East, and appears to be on the ascendency. But, of course, it is a multivultural world and political correctmess requires that we respect all cultures. But I'm a dissident - I'm with Aayan Hirsi Ali: not all cultures are equal. (What a heretical assertion!)


Praise Allah!
Jesus H Christ!
Jumpin' Jehovah!
Belly up to Buddha!
Let's give the Gods a hand!

Is it a valid question to ask whether some of this misogynism is being imported into our culture, just when our own home-grown misogynism was beginning to display some diminishment thanks to the energetic social education of the feminist movement?


Praise Allah!
Jesus H Christ!
Jumpin' Jehovah!
Belly up to Buddha!
Let's give the Gods a hand!

No doubt some of that homophobic misogynist culture is being imported into Canada, but I am confident of the fact that on the whole and over the lifetime of Canada, immigration has been a net benefit and will continue to be so. The problem is not with immigration - it is with ourselves as a culture. Canadians are largely no-one-in-particular-just-anyone-in-general. I'm a permanent resident in this Grand Int'l Hotel. Canada’s greatest poet, Irving Layton, wrote, “Canadians are a nice people; I can think of nothing else to say against them.”


Praise Allah!
Jesus H Christ!
Jumpin' Jehovah!
Belly up to Buddha!
Let's give the Gods a hand!

The bedrock of our culture is FREEDOM [speech, assoc.] and it is shrinking in our culture because of the politically correct Text Tyrants and Censorious Caesars with their denouncement and decontamination rallies [impress Conference] [Quack, quack, diversity, quack, quack, equity, quack, quack, boo hoo, quack quack]. Peterborough displayed a fine example of the Petty Police. And the damages? So far two grown women announced that they had been brought to tears because Mr Gilchrist farted in the elevator of public service. Who needs Big Brother to enforce the Speech Codes, when "autonomous" Little Brothers [led by unelected govern mental employees] know when to swarm and gag an inept dissident politician who has no sense of political peril.

Praise Allah!
Jesus H Christ!
Jumpin' Jehovah!
Belly up to Buddha!
Let's give the Gods a hand!