PETER'S PUDDLE DUDDLE

Doug Lloyd, in a letter to the Cobourg Daily Star, recently played with the idea of a name-the-fountain/rink pad contest. Among his suggestions was "Peter's Puddle." I would take it up a notch, in homage to former Prime Minister, Pierre Trudeau, and name it PETER'S PUDDLE DUDDLE. Political satire is such fun.

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There once was a mayor named Delanty
who voted an expenditure of insanity
made a concrete puddle
spurt with a duddle
and blessed a town with his banality.

He was followed by sock puppet Spooner
who posed as a cash prudent pruner
his critics he dismissed
you can rotary on this
and we found the crooner out of tuner

Poetry is Poetency!